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		<title>Just How Bad is the Economy?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 18:20:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cat's are so dramatic!!]]></description>
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		<title>Who Gets The Dog?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 17:53:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age.  The group surrounded a dog. Concerned the boys were hurting the dog, he went over and asked, “What are you doing with that dog?”]]></description>
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		<title>Dogs and Light Bulbs</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 17:37:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?]]></description>
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		<title>Dog Property Rules</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 17:24:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If I like it, it's mine.
If its in my mouth, it's mine.
If I can take it from you, it's mine.
If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.]]></description>
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