Cat’s are so dramatic!!

A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age. The group surrounded a dog. Concerned the boys were hurting the dog, he went over and asked, “What are you doing with that dog?”

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

If I like it, it’s mine.
If its in my mouth, it’s mine.
If I can take it from you, it’s mine.
If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.
If I’m chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.