Cat’s are so dramatic!!

This month’s issue includes articles about: Irish Pooches, Pets Rescuing Humans, To Retract or Not, The Dirt on Dirt Off and much more…

Sophie’s Circle is on the move. The monthly Yappy Hour will be changing locations. Sophie would like to ask all of her friends to join her at Boomerangs in Port Orange on February 18th from 5:30 till 7:30.

A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years of age. The group surrounded a dog. Concerned the boys were hurting the dog, he went over and asked, “What are you doing with that dog?”

The nose pad of a cat is ridged in a pattern that is unique, just like the fingerprint of a human.

A cat has 250 bones in his body, compared to 206 in our bodies. Think about how much bigger you are than your cat, and you’ll understand why cats have a lot more places where they can bend and twist than we do.

My friend tells me I shouldn’t take my bulldog, Princess, on our boat because bulldogs can’t swim. Is this true?

My dog Homer has an ear infection and the vet prescribed some drops to put in his ears after I clean them with ear cleaner. The problem is, Homer really hates having the drops in his ears and puts up a huge fight every time we have to complete the ritual. Any suggestions?

Your Pet Gazette – Exclusively for pets and their people! February 2009 Issue. Your Pet Gazette is sponsored by The Print Connection and Silly Willies Pet Boutique, published the 1st of every month.

I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline… Got a freakin’ call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

If I like it, it’s mine.
If its in my mouth, it’s mine.
If I can take it from you, it’s mine.
If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.
If I’m chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

Yappy Hour was held Wednesday, January 14th at Hooters and it was chilly!

Tis the night before Christmas and all through the town,
every shelter is full – we are lost, but not found…